So I just bought new nipple shields and SURPRISE SURPRISE! My nipples are too small and they just droop down 😒

pumpthatgarbageinanothermansface:
I'm sincerely confused, are you truly racist?

midnight-sun-rising:

hussieologist:

slowweaves:

cosbyykidd:

dailydosesofdisney:

cosbyykidd:

of course not. I love Jesus and Jesus was black.

Actually, Jesus was middle eastern and everyone else in the bible historically speaking

Jesus turned water into wine and hosted the world largest fish fry.

He was 200% nigga.

omg

Lol!

😂

ricflairsniece:

at Tatyana Boutique

Timestamp: 1406773171

ricflairsniece:

at Tatyana Boutique

starslicer:

thxrsdxy:

king-of-aces:

enter-the-putang:

ladysweetie:

canadasquareee:

fymexicanfood:

Una quesadillita nomás.

Omg

Fuuuuuuuuck

Fuckkk😥

Holy Fucking Shit

Oh jesus.

Where’s this at so I can eat it?

Timestamp: 1406773089

starslicer:

thxrsdxy:

king-of-aces:

enter-the-putang:

ladysweetie:

canadasquareee:

fymexicanfood:

Una quesadillita nomás.

Omg

Fuuuuuuuuck

Fuckkk😥

Holy Fucking Shit

Oh jesus.

Where’s this at so I can eat it?

bettybonesco:

this might be my favorite gif

(Source: amitypark, via alovely-abattoire-of-abelladonna)

Timestamp: 1406773057

bettybonesco:

this might be my favorite gif

(Source: amitypark, via alovely-abattoire-of-abelladonna)

beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

(Source: richiepanic, via ruinedchildhood)

Timestamp: 1406773038

beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

(Source: richiepanic, via ruinedchildhood)

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

(Source: coachcrewneck, via starslicer)

Timestamp: 1406772995

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

(Source: coachcrewneck, via starslicer)

thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

(Source: turnaboutcomingout, via caseyleighlovee)

Timestamp: 1406772945

thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

(Source: turnaboutcomingout, via caseyleighlovee)

drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

(via kingkumogalleria)

Timestamp: 1406772916

drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

(via kingkumogalleria)

ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

(via prideorshame)

ridge:

………….LLLLLMMMAAAAAOOOOOOOOO :((

(via echoes-of-silence0)

Timestamp: 1406771489

ridge:

………….LLLLLMMMAAAAAOOOOOOOOO :((

(via echoes-of-silence0)

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

(via ruinedchildhood)

Timestamp: 1406771480

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

(via ruinedchildhood)